Volume 1 .... Number 6
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THE TMS ENQUIRER
... enquiring minds want to know ...
When asked about the articles printed in
previous
editions of the TMS Times, Niels categorically denied the
truth of these articles.
In Wednesday's edition of the TMS Times,
Niels was
reported as chasing Alex Jarrett. When asked about the
claim that Niels accused Alex of murdering his father, Niels
denied the truth of this claim.
In regards to the claim that Niels lost
several years
of memory one night, he said, "I have no memory of this
incident."
PERSONALITIES SNATCHED
lurch entered the room; a shadow
was on his brow.
"Where are my jammies?" he roared.
No one knew. All quaked before his
ominous presence.
Except his Gramma.
"I put them in the laundry," she responded
calmly.
Along with your socks, They smelled."
lurch howled with rage and tromped off
to slaughter
Englishmen named Jack.
-Grimm
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