Volume 1 .... Number 20
TMS INQUIRER
... inquiring minds want to know ...
Yesterday evening a
community member was observed
beating on another community member.
He said, "This
beating's for not being a good wife. This beating's for not
listening to me. This beating's for no
reason at all."
It's said that they aren't even married.
The corporate sponsor for the TMS Times
comics section
yesterday threatened to talk to the Radical Right if the TMS
Times didn't do what the
corporate sponsor wished.
Apparently, a high-ranking Times official
decided to go
along with the corporate sponsor's wishes.
WORLD SERIES FRIDAY
By Joy Katesdatter, Staff Writer
I.M. Cydyng's article on
the World Series yesterday
stated that the World Series is "now starting
up again."
The third game of the World Series will be held Friday
at
Candlestick Park, where it was to have happened the night of
the earthquake, Tuesday, October 17. Reportedly, there
was
no structural damage to the stadium.
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
Letters to the editor are welcome.
If you would like to submit editorials to the Times, we
will
print as many of them as there is space for.
The comics are made possible by a grant from Jon McGee.
SELECTED BY JON