TMS Times
Thursday, October 26, 1989

Volume 1 .... Number 21

COMMUNITY MEETING TODAY
By Edwy ap Edwin
     The continuing saga of the schedule change....
     This afternoon is Tuesday afternoon.  This means:  1:00
PM Community  Meeting; 2:30  PM  sports; 3:30  PM  Community
Meeting; Academic Planning after Community Meeting.
     Academic Planning  today is for everybody who wants  to
take an English class in the winter.

NEWLY ARRIVED IN THE COMMISSARY
     Honey!  Brown Sugar! vegetable broth powder, soy  flour
(ask Cate), rye flour, alfalfa seeds, flafel mix (order  2-3
for 1 meat selection), olive oil, apple rings (order),  bar-
ley, vegie spirals, parmesan (order).
On order, coming soon:
     Maple flavoring, wheat germ.
Still pursuing:
     Wheat germ, twisties, Sylvania 75 & 60 watt bulbs.

JULIA'S BIRTHDAY WAS WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 25 (YESTERDAY)!

The TMS Inquirer
... inquiring minds want to know ...

     Raychael yesterday agreed to be Niels' slave, from Town
Trip until this evening. Niels, when asked about this event,
said, "Ask my slave."  Niels' slave said, "I did it all  for
French Fries! [sob sob gaspl"  Raychael continued, "He beats
me every day.   He makes me wear  little black dresses.   At
least I don't have to wear a @#$%*@$#% dog collar!!"

ADVERTISEMENT       Spritzers and fruit leather are here!
Soda: cola, root beer, black cherry, raspberry, $.65.  Fruit
leather: apple, apricot, blackberry, blueberry, peach,  $.25
a piece.  Contact Ada, Alex or Beyond.

The comics are made possible by a grant from Jon McGee.

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