Volume 2 ... Number 30
BLEACH SPILLS AGAIN
By Edwy ap Edwin, Staff Writer
Thomas residents discovered yet another bleach spill
Tuesday, Although not as severe as the last bleach spill
reported by the Times, this spill is more awkward since no
one has yet cleaned it up, as this article goes to press.
A large puddle of bleach blocks the doorway from the
stairs into the milkroom. "If this keeps up, there will be
a white carpet in the dining room," said one Thomas resi-
dent, her face pale.
There has been no official inquiry into this environ-
mental hazard to date. However, the paper was asked to
print the following public service message:
Please be very careful when handling ammonia
in the milk room until the bleach is cleaned up!!
The TMS Inquirer
... inquiring minds want to know ...
Alex Jarrett was called to clearness today
by Megan for
sitting on a table. The clearness was brief and to the
point, although Alex seemed to be in shock from the whole
process. His vocabulary apparently consisted only of the
two words "I guess", repeated at frequent intervals.
Raychael accused Ada of having an intense physical
relationship with broccoli. When informed of this allega-
tion, someone claimed that inter-species intense physical
relationships were within the sex minutes as they stand.
Ada seems to be doing a lot these days! Yesterday,
Alex Jarrett accused her of killing first Niels' father,
then his own.
The comics are made possible by a grant from Jon McGee
The corporate sponsor wishes you to know that he did not
dedicate these comics.
SELECTED BY JON (Dedicated to Jon McGee)
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